Macadamia nuts because they are so fattening, and Spam because it's not real food.
But when I saw these I couldn't resist ;D
(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc53/Sillius_Sodus/Macadamia_zpsyvwjhxsc.jpg) (http://s218.photobucket.com/user/Sillius_Sodus/media/Macadamia_zpsyvwjhxsc.jpg.html)
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
Brought up on it; didn't do me any harm...I want a Spam fritter now.